Did I REALLY just say that?

Any parent can tell you that , the instant you find an impulsive and curious toddler where your quiet baby once lay , unmoving and unintrigued by dirty, foul smelling or otherwise dangerous objects, you suddenly find yourself thinking" Did I really just say that?" Mike and I don't even have to ask it anymore. We just exchange a knowing look that confirms our dual- surprise/confusion/awe/disgust ( almost always disgust).

" Here. I'll hold your snake while you put your socks on."
" Licking the toilet is not ok. Ever. " ( Thankfully said toilet was ours!)
" Cat's don't like to wear sunglasses"
" No. I don't want to taste your booger"
" The bug doesn't want to wear your jacket"
" Duncan doesn't like to be licked."
"You're right. Poop is not for eating." ( <--- disgust)