Noticing a theme here? We are really learning the landscape of Twoville here. If you wanna make it through this teary and trembling land, there are some things you must know:
- Rain boots go with ANYTHING and glitter of any kind is considered a neutral color.
- It's customary to dress yourself at least twice in the morning. The first time the clothes have to be inside out, backwards or ...something else.
- Two bite maximum at at least one meal a day.
- Absolutely no substitutions to the bedtime routine.
-It's all about the sound effects.
-When entering the bathroom with someone 4 ft tall or below, allow them to turn on the light. If you don't, the light must be turned off while everyone exits the bathroom. Re-entry is allowed only after the appropriate person has switched on the light. ( The same procedure should be followed with flushing the toilet and slamming down the lid.)
- A request for help is almost always followed by the " I can do it by myself !" Declaration. Don't be alarmed.
-Hopping is a valid mode of transportation.
-Condiments. Enough said.
-In Twoville, the hard way IS the only way. It's not acceptable to simply go from point A to point B. For instance, when making a torn paper pumpkin, why use your hands to tear the paper when you can use, lets say, your mouth?
Just a few things to make your trip here a little easier to navigate. I'll add more rules as they are made up.
P.S. I'm told that the terrain in Threetown is very similar to that of Twoville only with elevated attitude.
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